You're another year older and another year wiser
So put your brain to work
And figure out there ain't no gift for you.
Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one.
Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!"
Happy Birthday you old fart.
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
Another year, another new place thet aches.
Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
An old fart is as good as a new one.
You've survived another year. Although you're older, it's better than the alternative. Congratulations!
You age like cheese... You just keep getting smellier!
Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?
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